turante: (moriarty hi)
And here is my entry for [livejournal.com profile] thegameison_sh's first challenge: NEW, tweaked a bit.

Rating: Pg
Characters: Moriarty, Sherlock, (Mycroft)
Word count: 540
Warnings: implied character death
Summary: He had never liked comedies; his life was made for tragedies like those written by the great classic authors.
Title: All the World's a Stage )
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This officially wasn't on the list of things to finish. DAMN.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Moriarty/Sherlock
Word Count: 775
Summary: Sherlock thrives off adrenaline and danger. For that, Moriarty is better than everything else.
Title: Of Madness and Madmen )
turante: (moriarty hi)
Short, the lifespan of a tablet is...
Or rather, Murphy's Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
So, in the not-so-hypothetical situation of my cat jumping on the desk and toppling over my pen holder, which pen will end up on the floor, working end first?
EXACTLY. The tablet pen.
So now it's not working.
Oh, well, it does work, but it won't accept mobility without writing...
So, I am back to pencil and paper.
Which is extremely bad because I don't have white paper (need to buy some, NOW) and I don't have access to a scanner.

Anyway, long story short: I drew something stupid, here, come and have a look!!!
(Yes, apparently I am 8.)
You'll be also treated to/tortured by my BEST handwriting skills.
*ahem*

Rating: hmmm Pg?
Pairing: Jim/John
HIDDEN HERE )
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Suffice to say that I discovered James Joyce's letters to his wife Nora.
Whose idea was it to publish them?
And more importantly: how did I not know they existed earlier?

I will be back when I feel like an adult again.
(might be a while)

ps: if you dare, well, here!
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This is just a quick present for [livejournal.com profile] blooms84, to thank her for all her amazing betaing. (ps: feel free to scream at any error in this :P)

Rating: Pg or maybe even G
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Word Count: 221B
Summary: Lestrade does something no one has ever done for Mycroft. Something very sweet. He reads him a story.
Title: Bedtime )
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I have this nasty writer's block that by now is so strong and big it's sentient and walking about bullying the neighbours. This is the last thing I wrote before it hit. A week ago.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Sherlock, hypothesized Mycroft/Anthea and Mycroft/Moriarty
Word Count: 2824
Warnings: (not real) character death, slight OOC
Summary: Sherlock wakes up in the game Cluedo (to his dismay) and finds all the classic Cluedo characters look rather familiar.
A/N: written for [livejournal.com profile] runawayroadkill who, in a Make Me a Monday post on [livejournal.com profile] sherlockbbc, posted this awesome prompt I used as a summary. I’ve taken a few liberties with the Cluedo game, mixing up the classic board version, the interactive and single-player version on my phone with role playing mystery games.
Beta: the always lovely [livejournal.com profile] blooms84 who graciously lent her time to fix this and give me more ideas than I could possibly fit in this narration.
Title: Board Games )
turante: (star cookies)
This will probably sound like a really bad cliché, but it's true (sadly? funnily? you decide).

As I might have mentioned, the boyfriend is working for a company implementing internet security...
Long story short, biggest conglomeration of geeks ever. (And yes, they do call themselves geeks).

The floor my fiancé works at has decided to buy a top of the range espresso machine, (split between all of them it wasn't so expensive) and they have a cupboard with coffee pods (?) of every possible brand to be found on either side of the French border (living 20km from it has its advantages, I reckon), perfectly organised with prices per pod and a schedule to refurbish the cupboard.

Today the espresso machine broke.

It was chaos, mayhem and despair all over the floor (ok, I might be exaggerating a bit) for the major caffeine withdrawal.

They held a funeral (mock, but I'm not joking, they really did!) for the espresso machine before calling technical support.


-------And I don't even like coffee.
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As per your request, [livejournal.com profile] thimpressionist , your crackfic.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Anderson/Lestrade one-sided
Word Count: 355
Summary: (a bit of SEX IMPLIED, UST?) Anderson keeps a diary. It's sort of cracky. See the Yard* through the eyes of the most hated man on the job. [* Dinosaur shaped lenses are not available in all Countries.]
Title: Anderson's Epic Diary of Glittery Doom )
and finally... if you want there's more! Part 2
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Just reposting to do a little bit of housekeeping, my contribution for the Secret Santa fest over at [livejournal.com profile] 221b_slash_fest, my gift for [livejournal.com profile] unovis_lj, who in turn wrote me the most lovely Mystrade ever. Here if you're curious.

Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock
Word Count: 1391
Warnings:
A/N: written in response to [livejournal.com profile] unovis_lj's Christmas request prompt. Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u and contro-betaed by [livejournal.com profile] 2ndskin who did such a wonderful job of inspiring and analyzing that she inspired the ending (with which I had had a big loud fight). Thank you in the form of hugs or puppies - or anything of your choice, really - to follow.
Summary: A quiet night at Lestrade’s flat. The Inspector wants to watch TV and relax. Sherlock wants to run to the bedroom. They settle for an art lesson, with Lestrade as instructor.
Title: A Form of Art )
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Just a quick something for [livejournal.com profile] fengirl88, a humble offering for the holidays, completely unfixed...

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock
Word Count: 1043
A/N: a bit of humour, no heat, sorry [livejournal.com profile] fengirl88.
Summary: It's Sherlock birthday and everyone seems to insist on celebrating it, except a certain detective inspector.
Title: Read more... )
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And I start the new year by... posting something I wrote last year! (well, yesterday, but still, in 2010!)

I also have a vegan recipe to use the leftover champagne, and I assure that normal humour and/or Lestrade/Sherlock services will be restored as soon as possible.

Rating: R
Pairing: Jim/John
Word Count: 221B
Warnings: mentions of Knife Play, Asphyxiation, a bit Dub-Con (well, it IS Moriarty, after all. I have to let him out and play on his terms from time to time)
A/N: Inspired by the brilliant drawings by [livejournal.com profile] sadynax, if you haven't seen them GO, NOW!!! And by both the remix meme and the Random Pairing Generator insistence. Also a recent obsession fuelled by [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, you know I'm going to be dedicating *every* Moriarty fic to you, right?
Title: Not Even If My Life Depended On It )
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A fic meme I stole from [livejournal.com profile] fengirl88

Ok, here we go )
*sprinkles love on flist*

Anyone wants a glass of Champagne? I still have some left and I feel I have some more celebrating to do.
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Good morning everyone!

Rating: G (I might be the only person in the world who can make Moriarty fit in a G rating)
Characters : Jim, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock
Word Count: 221B (the last word beginning with a b)
A/N: thanks to [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u for being a lifesaver and helping me go through the dictionary in search of the perfect word to put in Jim's mouth (gods, that sounds dirty!).
Summary: Jim can charm any elderly landlady he wants.
Title: Not )
turante: (mycroft legs)
Ok, this literally didn’t let me sleep. It took me out of my hot bed and warm boyfriend (or was it the other way round?) at an ungodly hour to start writing it. (Took me a LONG time to gather the courage to finish and post it.)
Now I can go back to procrasturbating... *whistles nonchalantly*


Rating: Nc-17
Pairing: Mycroft/Lestrade
Word Count: who cares! I mean, 1300
Warnings: this one is KINKY! Mild Bondage, Orgasm Denial, Power Play, Rimming (is it a poker?)
A/N: this is for you [livejournal.com profile] thimpressionist because your picspams have the ability to turn my brain to mush and our conversations (and your fic!) make dirty, dirty thoughts pop in my mind, and for [livejournal.com profile] 2ndskin because she's the other one who encouraged more Bearded!Mycroft fics. Also, to whomever likes the man with a beard. Come out and claim a bit of dedication. I know you're there.
Also, completely, utterly and gloriously unbetaed.
Summary: Mycroft teases Lestrade in bed. (yep, that's ALL the plot)
Title: Perfectly Timed )
turante: (star cookies)
To the best flist in the history of the www: Merry Christmas!
May this day be full of joy and people you love!

A heartfelt kiss,
turante
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Today is a little (extra) Christmas present for [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, a rabid plotbunny I captured (look, it's still fresh and kicking!) that made me think of you.

Rating: Pg (no explosions, no swear words, honestly: behaving Jim!... well) mentions of past naughtiness from him, but that's more along the lines of spoilers
Pairing: one-sided Jim/Sherlock
Word count: 890
A/N: obviously a bit of spoilers from TGG. Dedicated to you, [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, I hope you like it
Summary: Moriarty wants Sherlock for Christmas, and he can’t very well ask Santa. He thinks of a plan.
Title: A Moriarty Christmas )
turante: (shoe porn)
Today I give the world... a Christmas present for [livejournal.com profile] blooms84
Something... different. But in a world where you can find Sherlock/coat porn fics, and (apparently) Sherlock/skull art... there is room enough for some chaste romance between everyday objects, right?

Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: Mycroft's Umbrella/Lestrade's Notebook, (Mycroft/Lestrade as a background)
Word Count: 1345
A/N: this is a love story between two inanimate objects. It was born of a misunderstanding between me and [livejournal.com profile] blooms84, it was developed seriously as a dare from [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, who said 'don't make it cracky', the happier ending is thanks to Christmastime.
Dedicated to you, girls!
Warnings: contains a bit of ANGST
Title:Inanimate Doesn't Mean Heartless )
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Letter to Santa.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I set [livejournal.com profile] perseph2hades's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I punched [livejournal.com profile] sadynax in the arm (-10 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1778 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
turante

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Crap, Santa really DOES know everything, doesn't he?
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Normal people sleep at night, Sherlock... not so much.

Rating: G
Characters: Sherlock, John, Moriarty
Word Count: 221 (the last word starting with b)
A/N: for you, [livejournal.com profile] 2ndskin, because I promised you this. Even if I meant an epic, several thousands words long narrative when I did, I hope you can forgive me for the shortness.
Summary: Sherlock plays Risk online at night.
Title: Risk )
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A third 221B drabble as a followup to the previous two here

Thank you [livejournal.com profile] blooms84 for making me unable to think about anything else.
:P


Rating: Pg+
Pairings: Lestrade/Mycroft, Lestrade/Sherlock, a hint of implied Mycroft/Lestrade/Sherlock
Word Count: 221 (the last word starting with B)
Title: The Art of Making Compromises )

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