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Just a short 221B that I had on my google drive and forgot to tweak. Now freshly trimmed into the 221B format. Enjoy.

Oh, I didn't realize I've never used Jim/Mycroft as a tag. And my brain and my WIP folder on the old pc are full of this pairing! This must be remedied.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Mycroft/Moriarty
Word Count: 221B
Summary: By now Mycroft has learned how to deal with Moriarty in bed.
Title: Gagged )
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Careful, the following might be mildly insulting and/or repetitive in points.
This is what I'd like to say every time someone asks me for computer advice, and or calls panicking for help (luckily, it doesn't happen often).

The foolproof guide to a virus-free computer )

Then it occurred to me, that Sherlock might have left a similar memo on the lab's computers.
It would read like:

Sherlock’s guide to a virus-free computer for the complete moron )
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Rating: Pg-13
Characters: Jim Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Word Count: 221
A/N: a quick drabble for [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, because today it's her birthday!!!
Title: Knife )
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Can I leave Moriarty alone for a day?
Oh, god, no.
Hope that answers any remaining equiries as to my mental health.

Rating: G
Pairing: Molly/Jim
Word Count: 221B
Summary: It was too easy to dismiss Molly as the sweet, shy, insignificant morgue attendant.
Title: Molly Hooper )
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And here is my entry for [livejournal.com profile] thegameison_sh's first challenge: NEW, tweaked a bit.

Rating: Pg
Characters: Moriarty, Sherlock, (Mycroft)
Word count: 540
Warnings: implied character death
Summary: He had never liked comedies; his life was made for tragedies like those written by the great classic authors.
Title: All the World's a Stage )
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This officially wasn't on the list of things to finish. DAMN.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Moriarty/Sherlock
Word Count: 775
Summary: Sherlock thrives off adrenaline and danger. For that, Moriarty is better than everything else.
Title: Of Madness and Madmen )
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Short, the lifespan of a tablet is...
Or rather, Murphy's Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
So, in the not-so-hypothetical situation of my cat jumping on the desk and toppling over my pen holder, which pen will end up on the floor, working end first?
EXACTLY. The tablet pen.
So now it's not working.
Oh, well, it does work, but it won't accept mobility without writing...
So, I am back to pencil and paper.
Which is extremely bad because I don't have white paper (need to buy some, NOW) and I don't have access to a scanner.

Anyway, long story short: I drew something stupid, here, come and have a look!!!
(Yes, apparently I am 8.)
You'll be also treated to/tortured by my BEST handwriting skills.

Rating: hmmm Pg?
Pairing: Jim/John
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I have this nasty writer's block that by now is so strong and big it's sentient and walking about bullying the neighbours. This is the last thing I wrote before it hit. A week ago.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Sherlock, hypothesized Mycroft/Anthea and Mycroft/Moriarty
Word Count: 2824
Warnings: (not real) character death, slight OOC
Summary: Sherlock wakes up in the game Cluedo (to his dismay) and finds all the classic Cluedo characters look rather familiar.
A/N: written for [livejournal.com profile] runawayroadkill who, in a Make Me a Monday post on [livejournal.com profile] sherlockbbc, posted this awesome prompt I used as a summary. I’ve taken a few liberties with the Cluedo game, mixing up the classic board version, the interactive and single-player version on my phone with role playing mystery games.
Beta: the always lovely [livejournal.com profile] blooms84 who graciously lent her time to fix this and give me more ideas than I could possibly fit in this narration.
Title: Board Games )
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And I start the new year by... posting something I wrote last year! (well, yesterday, but still, in 2010!)

I also have a vegan recipe to use the leftover champagne, and I assure that normal humour and/or Lestrade/Sherlock services will be restored as soon as possible.

Rating: R
Pairing: Jim/John
Word Count: 221B
Warnings: mentions of Knife Play, Asphyxiation, a bit Dub-Con (well, it IS Moriarty, after all. I have to let him out and play on his terms from time to time)
A/N: Inspired by the brilliant drawings by [livejournal.com profile] sadynax, if you haven't seen them GO, NOW!!! And by both the remix meme and the Random Pairing Generator insistence. Also a recent obsession fuelled by [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, you know I'm going to be dedicating *every* Moriarty fic to you, right?
Title: Not Even If My Life Depended On It )
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Good morning everyone!

Rating: G (I might be the only person in the world who can make Moriarty fit in a G rating)
Characters : Jim, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock
Word Count: 221B (the last word beginning with a b)
A/N: thanks to [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u for being a lifesaver and helping me go through the dictionary in search of the perfect word to put in Jim's mouth (gods, that sounds dirty!).
Summary: Jim can charm any elderly landlady he wants.
Title: Not )
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Today is a little (extra) Christmas present for [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, a rabid plotbunny I captured (look, it's still fresh and kicking!) that made me think of you.

Rating: Pg (no explosions, no swear words, honestly: behaving Jim!... well) mentions of past naughtiness from him, but that's more along the lines of spoilers
Pairing: one-sided Jim/Sherlock
Word count: 890
A/N: obviously a bit of spoilers from TGG. Dedicated to you, [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, I hope you like it
Summary: Moriarty wants Sherlock for Christmas, and he can’t very well ask Santa. He thinks of a plan.
Title: A Moriarty Christmas )
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Normal people sleep at night, Sherlock... not so much.

Rating: G
Characters: Sherlock, John, Moriarty
Word Count: 221 (the last word starting with b)
A/N: for you, [livejournal.com profile] 2ndskin, because I promised you this. Even if I meant an epic, several thousands words long narrative when I did, I hope you can forgive me for the shortness.
Summary: Sherlock plays Risk online at night.
Title: Risk )
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Because today, it has snowed enough in London to build a snowman...
And apparently, it's Moriarty-week for me...

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I would blame the tension of NaNo, but the idea for this popped into my head a couple of weeks ago while I was scrubbing the shower (that needs to be done too) and since it's angst, and I can't stand angst, I had to let it out of my head. The only way to get rid of it was to write it.
And now I'm inflicting it on the world--I'm a terrible person, I know.

Rating: Pg (for language and murder)
Characters: Sherlock, others
Word Count: 447
A/N: heartfelt thanks to [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u who read suffered through it and gracefully offered a betaing hand.
Summary: Jim succeeds in burning the heart out of Sherlock, he retaliates.
Title: Perfect Murder )


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