under no circumstances. no. (closing my eyes and ears). NO.
I cannot keep up with the filth I have already begun and haven't finished: phone sex, mystrade kiss, sherlestrade second kiss, foursome, and I have a piece of Christmas fluff to deal with that may very well have to include some sugarplum fairies. good lord. I think this porn worker does need to call in a union organizer. it's positive slavery here! am I being paid by the orgasm? or by the hour? don't answer that. i am going to work on my phone sex now. with my wine. . . .