turante: (john watson medical badass)
I am almost back! I promise! *shifty eyes* I need a proper post to celebrate Italy beating France today! I mean, REALLY!!! I still can't believe it! And something for my trip to London and home, hmm, and finally something new after a (much needed) brain reboot.
My brain was/is/(I have no idea) kind of stuck on John/Mycroft fluff-ish fics. WTF?

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Mycroft (I try to write Lestrade but it never sounds right lately)
Word Count: 650
Summary: Mycroft had only gone to the surgery to talk to John in private; it became a full check-up as soon as he absentmindedly mentioned his headaches and the last time he had the time to get himself examined.
A/N: This one is a quick birthday present for [livejournal.com profile] 2ndskin, who asked for glasses!porn. Sorry, still unable to draft proper porn, but I offer the rare sight of John in glasses for you collection.
Title: Headache )
turante: (Sherlock smirk)
Posting here for archivial purposes this month's contribution to [livejournal.com profile] thegameison_sh. The theme was LOVE.

Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Word count: 716
Summary: Only Sherlock Holmes would run to the dictionary after having someone declare their love for him.
Title: Semantics )
turante: (john watson medical badass)
Finally presenting you the fic I wrote as a pinch-hitter for [livejournal.com profile] sherlockmas, a strange hybrid of fluff, humour and case fic (that fails at all three genres) which is some sort of spinoff of another - much longer - fic.
On a side note: I just noticed that I had to create a John/Mycroft tag for this. Really? *double checks lj* I've never... this pairing before?
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

Rating: Pg
Pairing: a hint to Mycroft/John with an extra serving of unclearly jealous!Sherlock
Word Count: 3174
Warnings: Careful, I might try to be humorous with royalty.
A/N: written for: [livejournal.com profile] chibifukurou. Quickly betaed by [livejournal.com profile] 2ndskin and co-betaed and britpicked by [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u really lightening fast! (do I tell you often enough how much I love you, girls?)
Summary: One of the Queen's beloved dogs go missing. A resident of 221B sets out to find it, and it's not Sherlock.
Title: The Case of the Missing Dog )
turante: (moriarty hi)
Short, the lifespan of a tablet is...
Or rather, Murphy's Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
So, in the not-so-hypothetical situation of my cat jumping on the desk and toppling over my pen holder, which pen will end up on the floor, working end first?
EXACTLY. The tablet pen.
So now it's not working.
Oh, well, it does work, but it won't accept mobility without writing...
So, I am back to pencil and paper.
Which is extremely bad because I don't have white paper (need to buy some, NOW) and I don't have access to a scanner.

Anyway, long story short: I drew something stupid, here, come and have a look!!!
(Yes, apparently I am 8.)
You'll be also treated to/tortured by my BEST handwriting skills.
*ahem*

Rating: hmmm Pg?
Pairing: Jim/John
HIDDEN HERE )
turante: (Default)
I have this nasty writer's block that by now is so strong and big it's sentient and walking about bullying the neighbours. This is the last thing I wrote before it hit. A week ago.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Sherlock, hypothesized Mycroft/Anthea and Mycroft/Moriarty
Word Count: 2824
Warnings: (not real) character death, slight OOC
Summary: Sherlock wakes up in the game Cluedo (to his dismay) and finds all the classic Cluedo characters look rather familiar.
A/N: written for [livejournal.com profile] runawayroadkill who, in a Make Me a Monday post on [livejournal.com profile] sherlockbbc, posted this awesome prompt I used as a summary. I’ve taken a few liberties with the Cluedo game, mixing up the classic board version, the interactive and single-player version on my phone with role playing mystery games.
Beta: the always lovely [livejournal.com profile] blooms84 who graciously lent her time to fix this and give me more ideas than I could possibly fit in this narration.
Title: Board Games )
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And I start the new year by... posting something I wrote last year! (well, yesterday, but still, in 2010!)

I also have a vegan recipe to use the leftover champagne, and I assure that normal humour and/or Lestrade/Sherlock services will be restored as soon as possible.

Rating: R
Pairing: Jim/John
Word Count: 221B
Warnings: mentions of Knife Play, Asphyxiation, a bit Dub-Con (well, it IS Moriarty, after all. I have to let him out and play on his terms from time to time)
A/N: Inspired by the brilliant drawings by [livejournal.com profile] sadynax, if you haven't seen them GO, NOW!!! And by both the remix meme and the Random Pairing Generator insistence. Also a recent obsession fuelled by [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, you know I'm going to be dedicating *every* Moriarty fic to you, right?
Title: Not Even If My Life Depended On It )
turante: (Default)
Normal people sleep at night, Sherlock... not so much.

Rating: G
Characters: Sherlock, John, Moriarty
Word Count: 221 (the last word starting with b)
A/N: for you, [livejournal.com profile] 2ndskin, because I promised you this. Even if I meant an epic, several thousands words long narrative when I did, I hope you can forgive me for the shortness.
Summary: Sherlock plays Risk online at night.
Title: Risk )
turante: (Default)
Thought, planned and written in a day.
Quickly patched up by croc <3.

I give you a much needed... fistfight.


Rating: Pg-13 (for language and violence)
Characters: Sherlock, Lestrade, John
Word Count: 1000
A/N: betaed by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u
Summary: Lestrade, Sherlock, a fistfight (a doctor) and a punchline.
Title: Insert Punchline Here )
turante: (Default)
Oddly enough, I'm becoming rather fond of my tablet. lol

Simply paint and a really cheap, really small but amazing Trust tablet.

turante: (Default)
Or: how I want to write Sherlock/John but my mind refuses to collaborate in writing down action with Sherlock lately.

I wrote this in response to a prompt on the kinkmeme, which is here, but long story short: Sherlock speaking Italian.
(and not even so much, and things didn't play out the way I planned... hm, might consider a sequel)

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Word Count: 791
A/N: Contains a mix of English, French and Italian, I think it's all understandable but I am probably mistaken. Might add translations if needed/when I feel like it :P
Summary: A tenor gets murdered and Sherlock speaks Italian while not paying attention.
Title: Rigoletto )
turante: (Default)
My humble little contribution to the kissmeme.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Lestrade (and a hint of Sherlock)
Word Count: 150
Title: Irresistible Pull )
turante: (Default)
My part of the super secret porn exchange between me and [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u because she makes me laugh so much my sides hurt afterwards, and one night we were playing with a random pairing generator that was being really, really naughty.

And I forgot how but she accidentally agreed to write me some porn. I didn't want to be selfish, so I decided to make it into a porn exchange.

The pairing (ahem) was chosen by the random pairing generator. So for me it was...
John/his own hand.

Rating: Nc-17
Pairing: John/John (Lestrade/John just imagined)
Word Count: 800
A/N: Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u (by the way how is my porn coming along?)
Title: John's Solo )
turante: (Default)
I have a dirty mind, but then it's not my fault Lestrade is so... NGHHHH. Yes, that's the most coherence I can muster at the moment.
Last night [livejournal.com profile] fengirl88 posted some delicious, toe-curling hand!porn and inspired me to write some porn of my own.

Rating: Nc-17 (PWP)
Pairing: it's tricky, Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Lestrade, both established somehow.
Word Count: 1155 (not bad considering there is NO plot)
A/N: Dedicated to and inspired by [livejournal.com profile] fengirl88's icon: (made by [livejournal.com profile] eumelkeks)
Title: Awaiting Gratification )
turante: (shoe porn)
Because Gatiss!Mycroft needs more love than mere words can convey.

Well, that's my opinion.

And because I do not know how to stop myself from scrolling through the kinkmeme, NaNoWriMo nothwhitstanding, I wrote a short fic for this prompt. Tired Mycroft falling asleep in 221B, Sherlock tucking him in.

Rating: G oh, there is ONE curse word. so, G+?
Characters : Mycroft, Sherlock, John
Word Count: 477
Title: Korean Elections )
turante: (Default)
I just had this image engraved in my mind, and while I took my shower I kept playing with words until it was all rounded up and perfect.
I love writing perfect 100 words drabbles. When they are complete in every way (plot, implications, grammar, adjectives) I'm a very happy author.
I also know that I could have stretched this into a fic, but it would have been just that: stretching, and I much rather have a short but concentrated drabble, dribbling innuendos, than a long fic with a poor sex scene. Because, let's admit it, without the other V's help, I cannot write porn.
Life is cruel, and my shyness rules my writing skills.

Rating: R (to err on the safe side)
Pairing: Sherlock/John, Mycroft/John implied so feebly you might miss if you wink, so please don't wink
Word Count: 100
Title: Sibling Rivalry )
turante: (Default)
And finally, I'm posting the fic because I have a slight but persistent fever since last night, and I don't think I can see many more mistakes before the weekend.

So, here it is.

Rating: Nc-17
Pairing: John/Sherlock (no sex though)
Word Count: 1300
Title: Not Paranoid )
turante: (Default)
Because I cannot help myself with the kinkmeme...
Ah, but the prompt was so perfect!
"5 differences between Sherlock and Mycroft, and one way in which they are just the same." Which is also going to be the title because I'm lazy that way.
Anyway, I read the prompt and thought: 'easy! bent over a desk!' (but this is not about that because I really don't like the idea of Mycroft bottoming... especially with Lestrade. ahahaha. NO)

Rating: R
Pairing: Threesome: Mycroft/John/Sherlock
Word Count: 1279
Title: Differences )
turante: (Default)
And another fic. Seriously. My brain keeps telling me (subliminally through dreams as well) to man up and finish writing that Lestrade/Sherlock because that's the only thing that makes sense with the show's characters. But...
And yet, here's another John+Sherlock.

Rating: Pg-13 more or less.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Word Count: 2072
Summary: five times Sherlock asked John to get his phone from his pockets, and the one time the phone wasn’t there
Title: Pass Me My Phone )
turante: (Default)
Because I couldn't get the idea to leave my brain alone until I had written it down on paper.
And there's another in the works. Finished, really, I just miss the ending.
Usually it's titles that escape me but this time...

Rating: Pg-13+ nothing scandalous, sex implied.
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Word Count: 181
Title: Needing Versus Wanting )
turante: (Default)
Because last night I was bored and looking at [livejournal.com profile] sherlockbbc_fic's prompts and found the prompt to something that had been hopping around in my head without much hope to be written down otherwise.

The prompt was along the line of: John and Sherlock get a cat. A big, fierce British shorthair.
And someone else added a reference to Greebo (Terry Pratchett's Nanny Ogg's cat).

So this came out.

Rating: Pg. Nothing really, mild mention of something between John and Sherlock, but they might be just for fun.
Characters: John, Sherlock and Harry's cat Greebo.
Word Count: 1625
Title: Greebo, or the Infernal Cat That Made John's Life (More) Miserable )

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