Simply an instrument of the gods

I am almost back! I promise! *shifty eyes* I need a proper post to celebrate Italy beating France today! I mean, REALLY!!! I still can't believe it! And something for my trip to London and home, hmm, and finally something new after a (much needed) brain reboot.
My brain was/is/(I have no idea) kind of stuck on John/Mycroft fluff-ish fics. WTF?

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Mycroft (I try to write Lestrade but it never sounds right lately)
Word Count: 650
Summary: Mycroft had only gone to the surgery to talk to John in private; it became a full check-up as soon as he absentmindedly mentioned his headaches and the last time he had the time to get himself examined.
A/N: This one is a quick birthday present for 2ndskin, who asked for glasses!porn. Sorry, still unable to draft proper porn, but I offer the rare sight of John in glasses for you collection.
Title: ( Headache )

Finally presenting you the fic I wrote as a pinch-hitter for sherlockmas, a strange hybrid of fluff, humour and case fic (that fails at all three genres) which is some sort of spinoff of another - much longer - fic.
On a side note: I just noticed that I had to create a John/Mycroft tag for this. Really? *double checks lj* I've never... this pairing before?
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

Rating: Pg
Pairing: a hint to Mycroft/John with an extra serving of unclearly jealous!Sherlock
Word Count: 3174
Warnings: Careful, I might try to be humorous with royalty.
A/N: written for: chibifukurou. Quickly betaed by 2ndskin and co-betaed and britpicked by crocodile_eat_u really lightening fast! (do I tell you often enough how much I love you, girls?)
Summary: One of the Queen's beloved dogs go missing. A resident of 221B sets out to find it, and it's not Sherlock.
Title: ( The Case of the Missing Dog )

I have this nasty writer's block that by now is so strong and big it's sentient and walking about bullying the neighbours. This is the last thing I wrote before it hit. A week ago.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Sherlock, hypothesized Mycroft/Anthea and Mycroft/Moriarty
Word Count: 2824
Warnings: (not real) character death, slight OOC
Summary: Sherlock wakes up in the game Cluedo (to his dismay) and finds all the classic Cluedo characters look rather familiar.
A/N: written for runawayroadkill who, in a Make Me a Monday post on sherlockbbc, posted this awesome prompt I used as a summary. I’ve taken a few liberties with the Cluedo game, mixing up the classic board version, the interactive and single-player version on my phone with role playing mystery games.
Beta: the always lovely blooms84 who graciously lent her time to fix this and give me more ideas than I could possibly fit in this narration.
Title: ( Board Games )

Normal people sleep at night, Sherlock... not so much.

Rating: G
Characters: Sherlock, John, Moriarty
Word Count: 221 (the last word starting with b)
A/N: for you, 2ndskin, because I promised you this. Even if I meant an epic, several thousands words long narrative when I did, I hope you can forgive me for the shortness.
Summary: Sherlock plays Risk online at night.
Title: ( Risk )

Oddly enough, I'm becoming rather fond of my tablet. lol

Simply paint and a really cheap, really small but amazing Trust tablet.

My humble little contribution to the kissmeme.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Lestrade (and a hint of Sherlock)
Word Count: 150
Title: ( Irresistible Pull )

I have a dirty mind, but then it's not my fault Lestrade is so... NGHHHH. Yes, that's the most coherence I can muster at the moment.
Last night fengirl88 posted some delicious, toe-curling hand!porn and inspired me to write some porn of my own.

Rating: Nc-17 (PWP)
Pairing: it's tricky, Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Lestrade, both established somehow.
Word Count: 1155 (not bad considering there is NO plot)
A/N: Dedicated to and inspired by fengirl88's icon: (made by eumelkeks)
Title: ( Awaiting Gratification )

I just had this image engraved in my mind, and while I took my shower I kept playing with words until it was all rounded up and perfect.
I love writing perfect 100 words drabbles. When they are complete in every way (plot, implications, grammar, adjectives) I'm a very happy author.
I also know that I could have stretched this into a fic, but it would have been just that: stretching, and I much rather have a short but concentrated drabble, dribbling innuendos, than a long fic with a poor sex scene. Because, let's admit it, without the other V's help, I cannot write porn.
Life is cruel, and my shyness rules my writing skills.

Rating: R (to err on the safe side)
Pairing: Sherlock/John, Mycroft/John implied so feebly you might miss if you wink, so please don't wink
Word Count: 100
Title: ( Sibling Rivalry )

Because I cannot help myself with the kinkmeme...
Ah, but the prompt was so perfect!
"5 differences between Sherlock and Mycroft, and one way in which they are just the same." Which is also going to be the title because I'm lazy that way.
Anyway, I read the prompt and thought: 'easy! bent over a desk!' (but this is not about that because I really don't like the idea of Mycroft bottoming... especially with Lestrade. ahahaha. NO)

Rating: R
Pairing: Threesome: Mycroft/John/Sherlock
Word Count: 1279
Title: ( Differences )

Because I couldn't get the idea to leave my brain alone until I had written it down on paper.
And there's another in the works. Finished, really, I just miss the ending.
Usually it's titles that escape me but this time...

Rating: Pg-13+ nothing scandalous, sex implied.
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Word Count: 181
Title: ( Needing Versus Wanting )