Simply an instrument of the gods

As I was looking for a fic missing from my Fic Masterlist that I was adamant I had posted (I had, I just forgot to put a link to it ANYWHERE on my lj), I found 3 more that were finished and wrapped and ready to be double-checked and posted.

So, straight from 2012 (I think), another Sherlock fic.


Rating: Pg
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Word Count: 3435
Summary: Mycroft is obsessed, not that he'd ever admit it, even to himself. Lestrade is pissed off by his antics.
Title: ( Obsessed )

I got absolutely sick of this sitting in my WIP folder, so I'm kicking it on stage for all the world to see (at least those masochistic enough to want to read it).


Rating: Pg-13
Characters: Lestrade, Sherlock, Mycroft
Word Count: 660
Summary: Quitting smoking with Sherlock was a warpath, an adventure and a secret affair. It was exciting and it could get him in trouble in five different ways, and that was probably why Lestrade went along with it in the first place.
Title: ( An Unconventional Affair )

I am almost back! I promise! *shifty eyes* I need a proper post to celebrate Italy beating France today! I mean, REALLY!!! I still can't believe it! And something for my trip to London and home, hmm, and finally something new after a (much needed) brain reboot.
My brain was/is/(I have no idea) kind of stuck on John/Mycroft fluff-ish fics. WTF?

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Mycroft (I try to write Lestrade but it never sounds right lately)
Word Count: 650
Summary: Mycroft had only gone to the surgery to talk to John in private; it became a full check-up as soon as he absentmindedly mentioned his headaches and the last time he had the time to get himself examined.
A/N: This one is a quick birthday present for 2ndskin, who asked for glasses!porn. Sorry, still unable to draft proper porn, but I offer the rare sight of John in glasses for you collection.
Title: ( Headache )

And here is my entry for thegameison_sh's first challenge: NEW, tweaked a bit.

Rating: Pg
Characters: Moriarty, Sherlock, (Mycroft)
Word count: 540
Warnings: implied character death
Summary: He had never liked comedies; his life was made for tragedies like those written by the great classic authors.
Title: ( All the World's a Stage )

I have this nasty writer's block that by now is so strong and big it's sentient and walking about bullying the neighbours. This is the last thing I wrote before it hit. A week ago.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: John/Sherlock, hypothesized Mycroft/Anthea and Mycroft/Moriarty
Word Count: 2824
Warnings: (not real) character death, slight OOC
Summary: Sherlock wakes up in the game Cluedo (to his dismay) and finds all the classic Cluedo characters look rather familiar.
A/N: written for runawayroadkill who, in a Make Me a Monday post on sherlockbbc, posted this awesome prompt I used as a summary. I’ve taken a few liberties with the Cluedo game, mixing up the classic board version, the interactive and single-player version on my phone with role playing mystery games.
Beta: the always lovely blooms84 who graciously lent her time to fix this and give me more ideas than I could possibly fit in this narration.
Title: ( Board Games )

Today is a little (extra) Christmas present for crocodile_eat_u, a rabid plotbunny I captured (look, it's still fresh and kicking!) that made me think of you.

Rating: Pg (no explosions, no swear words, honestly: behaving Jim!... well) mentions of past naughtiness from him, but that's more along the lines of spoilers
Pairing: one-sided Jim/Sherlock
Word count: 890
A/N: obviously a bit of spoilers from TGG. Dedicated to you, crocodile_eat_u, I hope you like it
Summary: Moriarty wants Sherlock for Christmas, and he can’t very well ask Santa. He thinks of a plan.
Title: ( A Moriarty Christmas )

I would blame the tension of NaNo, but the idea for this popped into my head a couple of weeks ago while I was scrubbing the shower (that needs to be done too) and since it's angst, and I can't stand angst, I had to let it out of my head. The only way to get rid of it was to write it.
And now I'm inflicting it on the world--I'm a terrible person, I know.


Rating: Pg (for language and murder)
Characters: Sherlock, others
Word Count: 447
Warnings: ANGST!, CHARACTER DEATHS (yes, plural), DARK!SHERLOCK
A/N: heartfelt thanks to crocodile_eat_u who read suffered through it and gracefully offered a betaing hand.
Summary: Jim succeeds in burning the heart out of Sherlock, he retaliates.
Title: ( Perfect Murder )

Or: how I want to write Sherlock/John but my mind refuses to collaborate in writing down action with Sherlock lately.

I wrote this in response to a prompt on the kinkmeme, which is here, but long story short: Sherlock speaking Italian.
(and not even so much, and things didn't play out the way I planned... hm, might consider a sequel)

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Word Count: 791
A/N: Contains a mix of English, French and Italian, I think it's all understandable but I am probably mistaken. Might add translations if needed/when I feel like it :P
Summary: A tenor gets murdered and Sherlock speaks Italian while not paying attention.
Title: ( Rigoletto )

And thank Q for the kink meme!
So I've been lurking around, reading and taking the best I can out of the meme.
It's also a bottomless pool of inspiration and laughter. I have so much fun it should be illegal. :P

Then, someone posted a prompt containing 3 texts from the infamous "Texts From Last Night", oh my, they're so funny!
This gave birth to a short Mycroft-centered fic. Because I love him.

Rating: Pg+ for a bit of language and mention of possible sexual activity
Characters: Mycroft, not!Anthea, (Sherlock mentioned repeatedly, John mentioned in a non-commital way)
Word Count: 549
Title: ( That Jerk of My Brother )

This plot bunny almost didn't let me sleep last night...
so, another drabble going straightly to wednesday100, this is...

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Lex/Clark
Word Count: 100
Summary: If only muffins could talk... (Muffin POV)
Title: ( Muffin Blues )