Simply an instrument of the gods

Something else that was floating around in my inbox, which I more or less finished but never polished... Unbetaed, but out for the world to see.


Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock
Word Count: 1951
Warnings: Depiction of violence, mentions of suicide, but nothing applies to the boys
Summary: This Sunday was by no means unlike a dozen others, the two of them under Lestrade’s duvet, sitting side by side at the head of the bed, each of them engrossed in his own laptop.
A gruesome death bothers the DI, while Sherlock seems unaffected by it.
Title: ( Duvet Day )

I got absolutely sick of this sitting in my WIP folder, so I'm kicking it on stage for all the world to see (at least those masochistic enough to want to read it).


Rating: Pg-13
Characters: Lestrade, Sherlock, Mycroft
Word Count: 660
Summary: Quitting smoking with Sherlock was a warpath, an adventure and a secret affair. It was exciting and it could get him in trouble in five different ways, and that was probably why Lestrade went along with it in the first place.
Title: ( An Unconventional Affair )

This is just a quick present for blooms84, to thank her for all her amazing betaing. (ps: feel free to scream at any error in this :P)

Rating: Pg or maybe even G
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Word Count: 221B
Summary: Lestrade does something no one has ever done for Mycroft. Something very sweet. He reads him a story.
Title: ( Bedtime )

Just reposting to do a little bit of housekeeping, my contribution for the Secret Santa fest over at 221b_slash_fest, my gift for unovis_lj, who in turn wrote me the most lovely Mystrade ever. Here if you're curious.

Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock
Word Count: 1391
Warnings:
A/N: written in response to unovis_lj's Christmas request prompt. Betaed by crocodile_eat_u and contro-betaed by 2ndskin who did such a wonderful job of inspiring and analyzing that she inspired the ending (with which I had had a big loud fight). Thank you in the form of hugs or puppies - or anything of your choice, really - to follow.
Summary: A quiet night at Lestrade’s flat. The Inspector wants to watch TV and relax. Sherlock wants to run to the bedroom. They settle for an art lesson, with Lestrade as instructor.
Title: ( A Form of Art )

Ok, this literally didn’t let me sleep. It took me out of my hot bed and warm boyfriend (or was it the other way round?) at an ungodly hour to start writing it. (Took me a LONG time to gather the courage to finish and post it.)
Now I can go back to procrasturbating... *whistles nonchalantly*


Rating: Nc-17
Pairing: Mycroft/Lestrade
Word Count: who cares! I mean, 1300
Warnings: this one is KINKY! Mild Bondage, Orgasm Denial, Power Play, Rimming (is it a poker?)
A/N: this is for you thimpressionist because your picspams have the ability to turn my brain to mush and our conversations (and your fic!) make dirty, dirty thoughts pop in my mind, and for 2ndskin because she's the other one who encouraged more Bearded!Mycroft fics. Also, to whomever likes the man with a beard. Come out and claim a bit of dedication. I know you're there.
Also, completely, utterly and gloriously unbetaed.
Summary: Mycroft teases Lestrade in bed. (yep, that's ALL the plot)
Title: ( Perfectly Timed )

A third 221B drabble as a followup to the previous two here

Thank you blooms84 for making me unable to think about anything else.
:P


Rating: Pg+
Pairings: Lestrade/Mycroft, Lestrade/Sherlock, a hint of implied Mycroft/Lestrade/Sherlock
Word Count: 221 (the last word starting with B)
Title: ( The Art of Making Compromises )

Thought, planned and written in a day.
Quickly patched up by croc <3.

I give you a much needed... fistfight.


Rating: Pg-13 (for language and violence)
Characters: Sherlock, Lestrade, John
Word Count: 1000
A/N: betaed by the lovely crocodile_eat_u
Summary: Lestrade, Sherlock, a fistfight (a doctor) and a punchline.
Title: ( Insert Punchline Here )

(Why do I keep writing BBC Sherlock in the header? Have I written anything else so far?)

Another little contribution to the kissing meme.
This time it's Sherlock/Lestrade. Something that had been sitting in my harddrive for a while, hidden in a .txt file I use for quickly writing notes.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Word Count: 113
Title: ( Perfection )

Because I can never leave word alone, and know not when something is too sucky to stop writing it;

a 221b ficlet!

Rating: Pg-13 ? seriously I don't know
Pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft
Word Count: 221b (last word beginning with b)
Title: ( Unexpected )

Because I should post it before I get (virtual) cold feet and procrastinate all the way to Illneverpostitbecauseitsucks-land. (I'm an honorary citizen now.)

The part with the PeriodicTable!porn.

Rating: Nc-17
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock (like my mind could think of another pairing right now)
Word Count: 3163
Summary: (Sherlock recites the periodic table) a vignette of a moment in between those 5 long years they have known each other.
Title: ( Universal Law of Gravitation part 2/3 )