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thimpressionist , your crackfic.
Rating: Pg
Pairing: Anderson/Lestrade one-sided
Word Count: 355
Summary: (a bit of SEX IMPLIED, UST?) Anderson keeps a diary. It's sort of cracky. See the Yard* through the eyes of the most hated man on the job. [* Dinosaur shaped lenses are not available in all Countries.]
Title: Anderson's Epic Diary of Glittery Doom
September 15th
Today I got assigned to the best police squad ever. The case is barely important, but the inspector! OMG HOT HOT HOT!!! I cannot believe I spent three years helping that moron, Simmons, work for a promotion. Detective Lestrade. <3
September 17th
DI L. just came over to the lab to ask for our analysis. Do I bump his samples to the top of the list to make a good impression or do I put them back to get him coming back to talk to me?
September 18th
DI L is back and looking grim and murderous, menacing a painful death should he not have his DNA results by the end of the day.
SQUEEEEE!
DI so HOT when ordering about.
Might just try and push things a bit further.
September 19th
Another victim found, got called to the scene, also a skinny prat with a v. annoying attitude got called by the DI. A civilian.
Loaded, by the looks of it, spoiled high society brat.
Psychopath with a god-complex.
Also, he's so totally trying to steal DI L from me :(
September 20th
Prat has a name, Sherlock Holmes or something like that. Probably made up.
He came to the lab today, tried to boss us around.
I don't like being bossed around, except by my DI L.
September 21st
The Sherlock prat isn't completely useless, as wherever he goes, DI L follows, doing what he calls "damage control".
Optimistic description.
September 24th
Self-proclaimed sociopath solved the DI's case. Psychopath happy, DI happy too. Walking off into the sunset together kind of happy.
I'm not happy at all.
Emergency re-watching of Jurassic Park tonight.
October 1st
On another case with DI Lestrade <3
Made friends with his Sergeant, one woman called Sally Donovan chatting over coffee while SH was having a semi-public screaming match with the DI.
L won't let him play with our toys.
:D eheh, go L <3
October 2nd
DI L just said "Damn you, Sherlock. I need you, come over" at the phone.
V. depressed.
Going out with Sally for consolation.
But my love for you stays true, Lestrade
and finally... if you want there's more! Part 2
thimpressionist , your crackfic.Rating: Pg
Pairing: Anderson/Lestrade one-sided
Word Count: 355
Summary: (a bit of SEX IMPLIED, UST?) Anderson keeps a diary. It's sort of cracky. See the Yard* through the eyes of the most hated man on the job. [* Dinosaur shaped lenses are not available in all Countries.]
Title: Anderson's Epic Diary of Glittery Doom
September 15th
Today I got assigned to the best police squad ever. The case is barely important, but the inspector! OMG HOT HOT HOT!!! I cannot believe I spent three years helping that moron, Simmons, work for a promotion. Detective Lestrade. <3
September 17th
DI L. just came over to the lab to ask for our analysis. Do I bump his samples to the top of the list to make a good impression or do I put them back to get him coming back to talk to me?
September 18th
DI L is back and looking grim and murderous, menacing a painful death should he not have his DNA results by the end of the day.
SQUEEEEE!
DI so HOT when ordering about.
Might just try and push things a bit further.
September 19th
Another victim found, got called to the scene, also a skinny prat with a v. annoying attitude got called by the DI. A civilian.
Loaded, by the looks of it, spoiled high society brat.
Psychopath with a god-complex.
Also, he's so totally trying to steal DI L from me :(
September 20th
Prat has a name, Sherlock Holmes or something like that. Probably made up.
He came to the lab today, tried to boss us around.
I don't like being bossed around, except by my DI L.
September 21st
The Sherlock prat isn't completely useless, as wherever he goes, DI L follows, doing what he calls "damage control".
Optimistic description.
September 24th
Self-proclaimed sociopath solved the DI's case. Psychopath happy, DI happy too. Walking off into the sunset together kind of happy.
I'm not happy at all.
Emergency re-watching of Jurassic Park tonight.
October 1st
On another case with DI Lestrade <3
Made friends with his Sergeant, one woman called Sally Donovan chatting over coffee while SH was having a semi-public screaming match with the DI.
L won't let him play with our toys.
:D eheh, go L <3
October 2nd
DI L just said "Damn you, Sherlock. I need you, come over" at the phone.
V. depressed.
Going out with Sally for consolation.
But my love for you stays true, Lestrade
and finally... if you want there's more! Part 2
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Date: 09/01/2011 16:57 (UTC)I never thought I'd feel sorry for Anderson but you have done it now! glorious crack - and well done
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Date: 09/01/2011 17:11 (UTC)I was going to label this with a big, sparkly "READ AND LOSE YOUR SANITY" but never got around to it.
Too much giggling. I barely even spellchecked.
She will be my destruction. But I'll go with a blast :D
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Date: 10/01/2011 04:32 (UTC)I AM GOING TO STEAL A CAR AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO *DRIVE* TO YOUR HOUSE
BECAUSE WHAT IS AN OCEAN WHEN THERE IS LOVE?
AND AND I DONT KNOW JUST WHAT IM GOING TO DO, BUT IM PRETTY SURE IT WILL BE AWESOME. IT MIGHT INVOLVE BONDAGE AND HOT FUDGE SAUCE, IF THAT'S OK.
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Date: 10/01/2011 12:22 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12/01/2011 00:16 (UTC)no subject
Date: 10/01/2011 04:36 (UTC)YOU OWN MY SOUL!
THE SPARKLY HEARTS LESTRADE WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY AND I WENT TO LOOK AT DEAD BODIES TODAY!
um that. Didn't come out right. But yeah, awesome. do you mind if I capslock your Bearded!anderson/Jim from IT? (is it M pretending to be Jim From IT or actually EVIL Moriarty?)Because capslock makes crack feel more, cracky, somehow.
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Date: 10/01/2011 12:24 (UTC)CAPSLOCK AWAY, CAPSLOCK AWAY!!
(I don't care if Moriarty is pretending to be harmless Jim or not. Your crackfic, surprise me! It will be awesome anyway!)
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Date: 12/01/2011 00:17 (UTC)no subject
Date: 10/01/2011 04:39 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12/01/2011 21:12 (UTC)This is sooo hilarious I can't even. Thinking that Anderson uses sparkle-text and <3 is official headcanon.
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Date: 12/01/2011 21:13 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12/01/2011 21:26 (UTC)thx!!
I'll let Anderson reply: SQUEEEEEE! <3
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Date: 12/01/2011 21:25 (UTC)YOUR ANDERSON IS A 15-YEAR OLD GIRL. I APPROVE.
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Date: 12/01/2011 21:27 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12/01/2011 21:29 (UTC)no subject
Date: 01/02/2011 09:30 (UTC)no subject
Date: 01/02/2011 22:57 (UTC)no subject
Date: 08/02/2011 21:14 (UTC)How does one make sparkly text?
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Date: 08/02/2011 21:19 (UTC)the codes you can find on
Oh gosh, will be used soon, I feel it.
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Date: 08/02/2011 21:43 (UTC)no subject
Date: 08/02/2011 22:21 (UTC)no subject
Date: 08/02/2011 22:23 (UTC)Don't worry, there's always an excuse to use it in a post.
Like pictures of Rupert Graves.
Or squirrels.
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Date: 13/02/2011 16:02 (UTC)no subject
Date: 13/02/2011 18:18 (UTC)Yep,