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fengirl88, a humble offering for the holidays, completely unfixed...
Rating: Pg
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock
Word Count: 1043
A/N: a bit of humour, no heat, sorryfengirl88.
Summary: It's Sherlock birthday and everyone seems to insist on celebrating it, except a certain detective inspector.
Title: Just Another Day
Sherlock glanced at the screen of his phone and groaned, actually groaned aloud. That dreaded day had arrived that year too. He considered sticking his head under the pillow and hiding in his room for the rest of the day but knew it would be useless. Resigned, he got up and dressed. He found John already up and a cup of tea waiting for him. "Good morning," said John, entirely casually. Sherlock didn't know whether to believe him or not.
"Morning," he replied neutrally, and started sipping the tea.
The doorbell rang and John went to open it without even considering the possibility of asking Sherlock. A nondescript delivery boy handed John a package, nodded to Sherlock and left, leaving the doctor puzzled in the doorway. "What just happened?" he turned the package and saw a card on it. "It's for you."
"I know."
"It's from Mycroft."
"I know that too. Please ignore it."
But now John's curiosity was piqued. "Do you also know what it is?"
"Not yet, but I can probably narrow it down to a dozen possibilities. How heavy is it?"
"The card says you're to invite me too to dinner at his place. Tonight. For your birthday. Sherlock, why is this the first I hear about it?"
"Because it's highly annoying. So I made it another year, another full trip around the sun," he rolled his eyes as he said that for John’s benefit, "I don't see the point in celebrating."
John gave him that look which clearly stated he believed Sherlock was slightly insane but chose to keep silent in the name of friendship – it was one really BAMFy look.
"Do what you want, but I'm not going to show up for Mycroft’s celebratory toast," Sherlock said from his favourite sulking spot.
"I can't go without you," John tried to explain reasonably, "besides; I don't even know where Mycroft lives."
Sherlock shrugged. "Believe me, that is not an issue." He checked his phone and sighed. A birthday text from Mummy. He typed a quick response saying he was too busy to go to Mycroft's and got an answer saying she could see through his lie in the text but that she loved him anyway – it was Mummy, alright.
By lunchtime Mrs. Hudson brought up a home-cooked lunch for them, and cake, much to Sherlock's displeasure.
John was smiling and cheering and Mrs. Hudson insisted on kissing him; Sherlock gritted his teeth and endured it, while John did his best to save him from having the birthday song sung to him.
Later that afternoon he received a text from Lestrade.
"New evidence found on the Perkins murder. Interested?"
Followed by another text saying to meet him at the Yard's evidence locker directly.
Sherlock grabbed his coat as he made for the door, bidding farewell to John.
He reached Lestrade, who, despite the text he sent him, was waiting for him at the main entrance.
“So, is this some sort of gift?” Sherlock asked, thinking that it didn’t really bother him quite as much as Mycroft’s or Mrs. Hudson’s insistence that he celebrated the anniversary of his birth.
“What for?” Lestrade asked, raising his eyebrows a bit, inquiringly.
Sherlock studied his face. Lestrade was a rather accomplished liar, but he wasn’t that good. “It’s the day of the Epiphany, right?”
“Ah, yes, all that. Well, no. I simply thought I could use your brain to get home early,” he shrugged, “follow me,” he instructed, leading Sherlock down many familiar corridors until they were in front of the right room.
They spent the rest of the afternoon searching through the old boxes of evidence, rummaging through them and examining the content for mislabelled ones.
It was half past seven when Lestrade suggested they retired.
“Fancy some Thai as we look at the rest of these at my place?” Lestrade asked, running his fingers through his hair.
“Good, I had no plans for dinner.” Sherlock said honestly; after all he never had any intention of showing up at Mycroft’s.
Sherlock then spent the following ten minutes ignoring the insisting vibration from his pocket.
When it stopped, Lestrade pulled out his mobile and answered. “Hello?”
Sherlock rolled his eyes and resigned himself for the inevitable.
“Yes, I’m sure of it. In fact he’s right here,” Lestrade said, continuing to walk, still holding one heavy box, while Sherlock was carrying another one and a small pile of folder files. To his credit, he didn’t glance at Sherlock once as he answered to Mycroft’s interrogation. “I don’t think so, urgent police business, he’s helping me. Well, it’s important to me,” he ended before slamming the phone shut and brusquely ending the call. “Your brother is a pushy, spoiled, annoying, pretentious prat,” this time he turned to look at Sherlock, “must be a family trait,” he teased with a smile.
“Anything else you want to add?"
"No I think I'm fine. So Thai at my place it is?"
Sherlock smiled despite himself. "Yes, good, whatever."
They spent the evening going over the case again in light of the new evidence, which cleared the only suspect they had and shook but didn't invalid another's alibi.
"There must be something. It's too... perfect. Nothing adds up so perfectly." Lestrade said, holding in his two hands two sheets of paper listing the items stolen from the victim's flat and the spouse's list for the insurance. "There isn't even a pin unaccounted for. You have to admit it's odd."
Sherlock's eyes widened in realization. "Oh, yes! Insurance fraud." he gasped, grabbing the pieces of paper from him and scanning them. "I always knew you were brilliant!" he smacked a kiss on the corner of Lestrade's mouth and tried to get up, unsuccessfully because the man held him there by an arm.
"That's it? A peck on the lips and you're rushing off?”
Sherlock raised his eyebrows. “Why, were you expecting more?”
Lestrade smirked, “One can always hope... and after all, I don’t think it will make any difference if we hand in this evidence first thing tomorrow morning.”
“And what do you plan to do now?”
“Celebrate your unbirthday?” he said, glancing at his watch. It was past midnight.
“You know, I think yours is the only present I liked.”
fengirl88, a humble offering for the holidays, completely unfixed...Rating: Pg
Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock
Word Count: 1043
A/N: a bit of humour, no heat, sorry
fengirl88.Summary: It's Sherlock birthday and everyone seems to insist on celebrating it, except a certain detective inspector.
Title: Just Another Day
Sherlock glanced at the screen of his phone and groaned, actually groaned aloud. That dreaded day had arrived that year too. He considered sticking his head under the pillow and hiding in his room for the rest of the day but knew it would be useless. Resigned, he got up and dressed. He found John already up and a cup of tea waiting for him. "Good morning," said John, entirely casually. Sherlock didn't know whether to believe him or not.
"Morning," he replied neutrally, and started sipping the tea.
The doorbell rang and John went to open it without even considering the possibility of asking Sherlock. A nondescript delivery boy handed John a package, nodded to Sherlock and left, leaving the doctor puzzled in the doorway. "What just happened?" he turned the package and saw a card on it. "It's for you."
"I know."
"It's from Mycroft."
"I know that too. Please ignore it."
But now John's curiosity was piqued. "Do you also know what it is?"
"Not yet, but I can probably narrow it down to a dozen possibilities. How heavy is it?"
"The card says you're to invite me too to dinner at his place. Tonight. For your birthday. Sherlock, why is this the first I hear about it?"
"Because it's highly annoying. So I made it another year, another full trip around the sun," he rolled his eyes as he said that for John’s benefit, "I don't see the point in celebrating."
John gave him that look which clearly stated he believed Sherlock was slightly insane but chose to keep silent in the name of friendship – it was one really BAMFy look.
"Do what you want, but I'm not going to show up for Mycroft’s celebratory toast," Sherlock said from his favourite sulking spot.
"I can't go without you," John tried to explain reasonably, "besides; I don't even know where Mycroft lives."
Sherlock shrugged. "Believe me, that is not an issue." He checked his phone and sighed. A birthday text from Mummy. He typed a quick response saying he was too busy to go to Mycroft's and got an answer saying she could see through his lie in the text but that she loved him anyway – it was Mummy, alright.
By lunchtime Mrs. Hudson brought up a home-cooked lunch for them, and cake, much to Sherlock's displeasure.
John was smiling and cheering and Mrs. Hudson insisted on kissing him; Sherlock gritted his teeth and endured it, while John did his best to save him from having the birthday song sung to him.
Later that afternoon he received a text from Lestrade.
"New evidence found on the Perkins murder. Interested?"
Followed by another text saying to meet him at the Yard's evidence locker directly.
Sherlock grabbed his coat as he made for the door, bidding farewell to John.
He reached Lestrade, who, despite the text he sent him, was waiting for him at the main entrance.
“So, is this some sort of gift?” Sherlock asked, thinking that it didn’t really bother him quite as much as Mycroft’s or Mrs. Hudson’s insistence that he celebrated the anniversary of his birth.
“What for?” Lestrade asked, raising his eyebrows a bit, inquiringly.
Sherlock studied his face. Lestrade was a rather accomplished liar, but he wasn’t that good. “It’s the day of the Epiphany, right?”
“Ah, yes, all that. Well, no. I simply thought I could use your brain to get home early,” he shrugged, “follow me,” he instructed, leading Sherlock down many familiar corridors until they were in front of the right room.
They spent the rest of the afternoon searching through the old boxes of evidence, rummaging through them and examining the content for mislabelled ones.
It was half past seven when Lestrade suggested they retired.
“Fancy some Thai as we look at the rest of these at my place?” Lestrade asked, running his fingers through his hair.
“Good, I had no plans for dinner.” Sherlock said honestly; after all he never had any intention of showing up at Mycroft’s.
Sherlock then spent the following ten minutes ignoring the insisting vibration from his pocket.
When it stopped, Lestrade pulled out his mobile and answered. “Hello?”
Sherlock rolled his eyes and resigned himself for the inevitable.
“Yes, I’m sure of it. In fact he’s right here,” Lestrade said, continuing to walk, still holding one heavy box, while Sherlock was carrying another one and a small pile of folder files. To his credit, he didn’t glance at Sherlock once as he answered to Mycroft’s interrogation. “I don’t think so, urgent police business, he’s helping me. Well, it’s important to me,” he ended before slamming the phone shut and brusquely ending the call. “Your brother is a pushy, spoiled, annoying, pretentious prat,” this time he turned to look at Sherlock, “must be a family trait,” he teased with a smile.
“Anything else you want to add?"
"No I think I'm fine. So Thai at my place it is?"
Sherlock smiled despite himself. "Yes, good, whatever."
They spent the evening going over the case again in light of the new evidence, which cleared the only suspect they had and shook but didn't invalid another's alibi.
"There must be something. It's too... perfect. Nothing adds up so perfectly." Lestrade said, holding in his two hands two sheets of paper listing the items stolen from the victim's flat and the spouse's list for the insurance. "There isn't even a pin unaccounted for. You have to admit it's odd."
Sherlock's eyes widened in realization. "Oh, yes! Insurance fraud." he gasped, grabbing the pieces of paper from him and scanning them. "I always knew you were brilliant!" he smacked a kiss on the corner of Lestrade's mouth and tried to get up, unsuccessfully because the man held him there by an arm.
"That's it? A peck on the lips and you're rushing off?”
Sherlock raised his eyebrows. “Why, were you expecting more?”
Lestrade smirked, “One can always hope... and after all, I don’t think it will make any difference if we hand in this evidence first thing tomorrow morning.”
“And what do you plan to do now?”
“Celebrate your unbirthday?” he said, glancing at his watch. It was past midnight.
“You know, I think yours is the only present I liked.”
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Date: 05/01/2011 21:51 (UTC)no subject
Date: 05/01/2011 22:00 (UTC)I'm guilty of liking the idea that Lestrade can play Sherlock too, from time to time.
(was it too nice?)
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Date: 05/01/2011 22:46 (UTC)Did you mean whether it was ooc for Sherlock to say something like that? In this case, no, because he has been made grumpy by all the well wishers all day, and I could imagine him being delighted by Lestrade's offer.
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Date: 05/01/2011 22:00 (UTC)I clicked on this to see what it was and it's my fic from you - thank you very much!
happy Sherlock/Lestrade is a lovely thing - there needs to be more of that in the world. also love John's BAMFy look. and Sherlock's favourite sulking spot!
I like to think that John and Mycroft have an unexpectedly nice time together while the other two are at it like plotbunnies...
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Date: 05/01/2011 22:02 (UTC)And are you sure it won't be the other way round? XD
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Date: 05/01/2011 22:12 (UTC)*grins*
thank you again!
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Date: 06/01/2011 00:58 (UTC)yeah, probably John and Mycroft are consoling each other in bed, while Sherlock and Lestrade are going at it in several different spots in Lestrade's flat. And Mrs. Hudson is at home writing a little RP fic. All is right with the world. Well done!!!
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Date: 06/01/2011 15:10 (UTC)Yes, bossy Lestrade with Mycroft (sounds familiar, I wonder why)!
I think Sherlock only lets those who have the balls to say 'no' to Mycroft get close.
Lol for John and Mycroft demanding a smutty spinoff.
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Date: 06/01/2011 02:52 (UTC)no subject
Date: 06/01/2011 15:06 (UTC)Marking the occasion by ignoring it. :) (this isn't autobiographical at all *AHEM*)
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Date: 07/01/2011 02:09 (UTC)have to cancel the strippercan't write you pronz for your b-day?!no subject
Date: 07/01/2011 02:13 (UTC)It was me until a few years ago. Now I can tolerate (small) celebrations. But GIFTS!!! are always welcome. ALWAYS. U_U
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Date: 07/01/2011 03:35 (UTC)I AM GOING TO HAVE A BATH! SADLY THIS WILL NOT GRANT ME MARK'S GENIUS.
I want to write a fic with Mark shopping at Lush for bath stuff. It would be lolarious!
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Date: 07/01/2011 02:07 (UTC)Lestrade kicks ass.
Date: 07/01/2011 02:16 (UTC)[No punishment is enough for trying to blow up his little brother.]
Re: Lestrade kicks ass.
Date: 07/01/2011 03:36 (UTC)Re: Lestrade kicks ass.
Date: 07/01/2011 05:35 (UTC)Re: Lestrade kicks ass.
Date: 07/01/2011 18:30 (UTC)Lestrade goes looking for Moriarty, after being told by Sherlock that he has been 'taken care of' and ends up going after Mycroft, demanding answers. And he gets them, I suppose.
Great plot!
Date: 08/01/2011 10:04 (UTC):D
Re: Great plot!
Date: 09/01/2011 00:06 (UTC)And it's basically the idea of where does this kind of power stop? And both Mycroft and Lestrade believe they are justified. But what do you do with someone like Moriarty?
Re: Great plot!
Date: 09/01/2011 00:18 (UTC)I was discussing methods of making sure your enemy(/ies) are absolutely, definitely, irrefutably dead or in any way impossibilitated to ruin your plans (when you plot to take over the world you need such plans ready beforehand) and so far I haven't come up with something that will surely take care of absolutely everything. What if they are immortal? hmmm... must keep thinking.
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Date: 08/01/2011 21:45 (UTC)Massive squeeing right now!
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Date: 09/01/2011 00:19 (UTC)