BBC Sherlock drabble: Pg-13 - "Sexting"

[turante]

Oh bloody hell, I hate Tuesdays with a passion. They never seem to end.

So I'll treat myself to my favourite lunch and write a drabble, courtesy of the Random Pairing Generator (of Doom).

Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: Surprise!
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Beware, here lies the crack.
A/N: This fic is made entirely of texts.
Title: Sexting


What are you doing?

You know I’m working.

Can I distract you?

You can try. ;)

What are you wearing?

My white coat.

Nothing else?

If you came here you’d know ;)

I’m tempted.

I’ll see when I can catch a coffee break.

Or you could come home and I’ll show you a good time :P

? Home? Now?

Wait…

We can have ‘lunch’ at your place if you want. Is the raptor suit still at the dry cleaner?

WTF, ANDERSON DID I JUST SEXT YOU BY MISTAKE?! – SH

OH MY EYES! MY EYES!

…

So… is lunch good?

NO!

Comments

[fengirl88.livejournal.com]

*laughing out loud*

oh random pairing generator what have you done????

eep. sexting Anderson by mistake... very bad idea.

[turante.livejournal.com]

VERY BAD!!

And you should be grateful I didn't fulfill the ones with the sextoys. The RPGen is KINKY!!

(but me and croc might have done something terrible. With Moriarty. And Lestrade. Married.)

[fengirl88.livejournal.com]

nooooooo!!!!!!

argh. seriously?

where is a good divorce lawyer when you need one?

and what and where is this RPGen of which you speak?

[turante.livejournal.com]

Seriously.
We'll probably even post it if we get enough (Dutch) courage.

It's a html page, I took the Random Pairing Generator from the Library of Moria and modified it to suit our needs. I can give it to you if you want.

But I should warn you. It's EXTREMELY KINKY.

The first pairing it threw at us yesterday was fem!Sherlock/fem!Mycroft/Sex Toys

Consider yourself warned. U_U

[fengirl88.livejournal.com]

well I have signed up for kissbingo so I could do with a pairing generator to challenge me further.

*is officially cracked*

[crocodile-eat-u.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM PAIRING GENERATOR OF DOOM!!!

What an evil, evil thing. Ridiculously kinky but EVIL!

XD

(hehehehe raptor suits!)

[turante.livejournal.com]

lol. It is!

I spent my day giggling in class thinking about (in a continuous loop)

-this
-Jim & Greg
-the way Mycroft's legs would look on John's shoulders.

I think I've broken me brain. U_U

[2ndskin.livejournal.com]

ha! My eyes! My eyes! is right!!!!
so good! so funny!!!

warning: even if you and croc write it, I ain't reading Lestrade and Moriarty in wedded bliss. it would cause my brain to bleed.

[turante.livejournal.com]

^^
glad I could get a laugh!

Warning: I understand perfectly. They're scary! Fluffy! And Darkish!Lestrade(he's still good but maybe condones too much) is odd.
Just ODD.
It broke MY brain (but it was damaged in the beginning so it doesn't count).

[2ndskin.livejournal.com]

oh . . . one night . . . very late . . . . after three glasses of wine . . . or margaritas . . . I will read Moriarty/Lestrade. . . maybe. I know that in your filthy hands it must be awesome, but it's the bleeding brain that worries me. What would I tell the doctor who tries to fix it? "And how did this happen, ma'am?" "Well, doc, I was reading some fanfic that turned my entire universe--and my fictional boyfriend-- upside down, doctor."

[turante.livejournal.com]

poor doctor!

well... yes, it would do that. Especially since Jim kidnapped someone for Lestrade to play with.

At least it's very consensual between Lestrade and Moriarty.

[2ndskin.livejournal.com]

stop teasing me! consenusal moriarty/lestrade. jesus. stop stop stop. now I am in fact going to go open a bottle of wine . . . and then maybe . . . thank you, Satan. thanks a lot.

[turante.livejournal.com]

Sorry, sometimes I forget that I have a part time job as a corruptor of innocent souls.
Do you want the Random Pairing Generator? I already sent it to fengirl. :) (so you know who to blame)

I don't want to cause alcoholism!

[2ndskin.livejournal.com]

under no circumstances. no. (closing my eyes and ears). NO.
I cannot keep up with the filth I have already begun and haven't finished: phone sex, mystrade kiss, sherlestrade second kiss, foursome, and I have a piece of Christmas fluff to deal with that may very well have to include some sugarplum fairies. good lord. I think this porn worker does need to call in a union organizer. it's positive slavery here! am I being paid by the orgasm? or by the hour? don't answer that. i am going to work on my phone sex now. with my wine. . . .

[turante.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, you deserve to be paid by the WORD! *how many cookies/cups of tea/glasses of wine/excellent baguettes do you want?*
Relax about the foursome (it's still MY problem now ç_ç), and I have a lot on my plate too... But hopefully I can squish the kiss fic and the Christmas one together. Eheheh. :)