Today Is the Official Make Me Laugh Out Loud Day

[turante]

Letter to Santa.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I set perseph2hades's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I punched sadynax in the arm (-10 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I bought porn for crocodile_eat_u (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1778 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, turante

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Crap, Santa really DOES know everything, doesn't he?