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Careful, the following might be mildly insulting and/or repetitive in points.
This is what I'd like to say every time someone asks me for computer advice, and or calls panicking for help (luckily, it doesn't happen often).

The foolproof guide to a virus-free computer )

Then it occurred to me, that Sherlock might have left a similar memo on the lab's computers.
It would read like:

Sherlock’s guide to a virus-free computer for the complete moron )
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Gently spicy = Spicy. Reach for the water and bread.
Mildly spicy = Quite spicy, get the tissues.
Spicy = Watery eyes, cannot feel the taste of anything else in your dinner.
Very spicy = Be a good dragon imitation for the rest of the evening.
Extremely spicy = Say goodbye to your sense of taste for at least a week. At least your sinuses are clear.
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Time for more CRACKFIC, I reckon.
So, ladies, gentlemen and genderconfused lurkers...

Warning: contains absolute and senseless crack, reference to most characters, a lot of strange things implied. And GLITTERY/HEARTY/SPARKLY/OVERSIZED text.

For you, [livejournal.com profile] fengirl88, who asked so politely, and for everyone else who wanted more rambling!Anderson.

Anderson's Diary, Part 2/? )
ps: this picks up directly after the end of part 1, which you may find HERE
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This will probably sound like a really bad cliché, but it's true (sadly? funnily? you decide).

As I might have mentioned, the boyfriend is working for a company implementing internet security...
Long story short, biggest conglomeration of geeks ever. (And yes, they do call themselves geeks).

The floor my fiancé works at has decided to buy a top of the range espresso machine, (split between all of them it wasn't so expensive) and they have a cupboard with coffee pods (?) of every possible brand to be found on either side of the French border (living 20km from it has its advantages, I reckon), perfectly organised with prices per pod and a schedule to refurbish the cupboard.

Today the espresso machine broke.

It was chaos, mayhem and despair all over the floor (ok, I might be exaggerating a bit) for the major caffeine withdrawal.

They held a funeral (mock, but I'm not joking, they really did!) for the espresso machine before calling technical support.


-------And I don't even like coffee.
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As per your request, [livejournal.com profile] thimpressionist , your crackfic.

Rating: Pg
Pairing: Anderson/Lestrade one-sided
Word Count: 355
Summary: (a bit of SEX IMPLIED, UST?) Anderson keeps a diary. It's sort of cracky. See the Yard* through the eyes of the most hated man on the job. [* Dinosaur shaped lenses are not available in all Countries.]
Title: Anderson's Epic Diary of Glittery Doom )
and finally... if you want there's more! Part 2
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A fic meme I stole from [livejournal.com profile] fengirl88

Ok, here we go )
*sprinkles love on flist*

Anyone wants a glass of Champagne? I still have some left and I feel I have some more celebrating to do.
turante: (shoe porn)
Today I give the world... a Christmas present for [livejournal.com profile] blooms84
Something... different. But in a world where you can find Sherlock/coat porn fics, and (apparently) Sherlock/skull art... there is room enough for some chaste romance between everyday objects, right?

Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: Mycroft's Umbrella/Lestrade's Notebook, (Mycroft/Lestrade as a background)
Word Count: 1345
A/N: this is a love story between two inanimate objects. It was born of a misunderstanding between me and [livejournal.com profile] blooms84, it was developed seriously as a dare from [livejournal.com profile] crocodile_eat_u, who said 'don't make it cracky', the happier ending is thanks to Christmastime.
Dedicated to you, girls!
Warnings: contains a bit of ANGST
Title:Inanimate Doesn't Mean Heartless )

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